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The Anthropocene Reviewed feels less like reading a book, and more like you’re kicking it with your chill older sibling who has seen, and knows, a lot of shit. It’s basically John Green talking about random stuff, and rating it. No, seriously — that’s the book. It’s a goddamn delight. From the weird history of the Piggly Wiggly to the pinnacle of artificial American capitalism: Diet Dr. Pepper, The Anthropocene Reviewed is a charming read that will have you appreciating life just a little bit more, and terrified of staphylococcus aureus.

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